Mr… Stevil? That’sss me. …Yes, hi. I am Bruno…from the architecture firm, “Glass Ceilings and Such”. I heard you had some issues with my colleague, Martin? That isss correct. He refusssed to follow my ordersss. …Oh, well, I am sorry to hear that. Customer Satisfaction is our number 1 motto. Let’s fix things, and we […]
In the age of heroes, there is a prophecy that one will come, who will cleanse the world of evil. The keepers of this prophecy are called the Sandglassers. Reclusive by nature, they keep to the desert, atop a palm tree by the 4th Oasis from the east. They do not appreciate the narrator giving […]
Tape starts recording Can you state your name for the record? Yes, of course! My name is Gillian, but all my friends call me Gilly. Also, just a side note before we start, I did not know you guys are still doing tapes. It has a cassette in there? Damn! Impressive shiz. Erm, yeah. I […]
*clears throat* Hi everyone, I’m Dave, I go by The Hacker. As some of you might know, I am this week’s speaker at the Villain Planning Summit. First off, I would like to extend a warm welcome to our new members, Cushion Demon and Moth Queen. Also, this time I would request Lava Arms to […]
…and that’s how I saved the day on Tuesday. What about you Steve? Did you have an exciting week? Can’t say that I did Sonia— — Giraffewoman. I prefer to be called Giraffewoman in public. Yes, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Why are you Giraffewoman again? Your neck seems average length […]
Give it up Steve, you will never catch me! Hey, so I really admire this confident thing you have going. And it’s amazing to have belief in yourself. But, I have caught you 4 times so far already! Oh yeah? Then why am I standing here, exactly 500m away from you? Because all 4 times […]
…and that was just the first step. Now that I have captured you, Steve, nothing will stop me from taking over the world. All the governments will bow before me, Dr Lawyer! And now, it is time to prove my might once and for all by destroying the moon! hahahahah HAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAAAAAA! … … Miss […]
*Ding* “I’m not ready for this”, Steve lamented to no-one in particular as his microwave dinged in a judgemental tone. It was Steve’s fifth Pizza this week, and it was getting increasingly difficult to look the delivery guy in the eye. What annoyed him more was Uber Eats kept assigning him the same delivery guy […]
Hi, it’s me. Gurbaksh. You probably know me by one of my many other names. Guru. GSK. GB(yuck). On this very special blog post, I would like to take a moment to share what is going on recently, how we are handling it here at the blog, and the way forward. As many of you […]
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