Improv Writing (I coined it. It has the same number of syllables, and is more complicated to read. See what I did there? That’s explaineedlessly)
Okay, I believe you. Not looking at explosions will make me cool. But frankly, I am not around explosions very frequently. I have been around 0 so far, and I am 32.And realistically, if I am around one, I would not care about looking cool THEN. If there are video cameras around, and I look […]
Alright, it’s time to attain some motherfucking inner peace. This amazeballs meditation session shall guide you, not only through your morning grumpiness but through the fuckall day you are bound to have. Okay, first off, close your eyes. There, you already feel better, because you are perpetually sleep-deprived. But feel free to attribute it to […]
Okay, let’s try this again Greg. Let’s just sink in the sand, and relax. Those 6 people a few meters away must be thinking you are really cool to be here doing a solo trip. They must be envying you at this moment. Good job. Hmm, what if they think you are a loser who […]
It’s what Mr H taught me. So here I am, writing what I know. But what do I know? I know a lot of things. I know that the last metro from Amsterdam Centraal leaves at 12:28 AM. But to be honest, I believe a lot of people know that. Also, Google has rendered me […]
Yes, John, you can get that Porsche you’ve always wanted, but it comes at a cost. Yeah, €137,200. I am aware. No, the cost I speak of is not monetary Oh, you mean I have to live with the guilt of not using this money to save my leg with that surgery which would cost […]
What? I said rook to knight 7. Check. I don’t know what that means. It means I have you cornered. Queen to bishop 4. What the fuck are you even talking about? We are not playing chess. I am here to talk about Kristen. She and I are a thing, and you are being creepy […]
Hi, I’m here to do my share of writing history. Excuse me? Yes, my friend was telling me how history is written by the winners, and I like to believe I am a winner. When can I get started? Sir, this is a library. Yes, the home of the books. I want to contribute to […]
Caleb walked through what felt like the 100th puddle. He had stopped avoiding them. If he was going to die of leptospirosis, so be it. He had lived a street rat’s life, he shall die a street rat’s death. He drudged through puddle after puddle; let his tears be covered by the rain. The moment […]
*Clink* We are gathered here today to celebrate the joyous occasion of us wanting to drink Champagne. There is also the thing happening with our stocks being valued at some trillions of $, but let’s be honest, we are all here for the Champagne. This moment could not have been possible without any of you. […]
…and on the 15th day of the longest month, he will have popcorn stuck in his teeth. And it will be annoying. … Like a lot! … … Is that it? Well, it gets into details of which tooth it gets stuck in, but I doubt knowing that it is one of the pre-molars really […]
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