Improv Writing (I coined it. It has the same number of syllables, and is more complicated to read. See what I did there? That’s explaineedlessly)
*clears throat* Hi everyone, I’m Dave, I go by The Hacker. As some of you might know, I am this week’s speaker at the Villain Planning Summit. First off, I would like to extend a warm welcome to our new members, Cushion Demon and Moth Queen. Also, this time I would request Lava Arms to […]
…and that’s how I saved the day on Tuesday. What about you Steve? Did you have an exciting week? Can’t say that I did Sonia— — Giraffewoman. I prefer to be called Giraffewoman in public. Yes, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Why are you Giraffewoman again? Your neck seems average length […]
Give it up Steve, you will never catch me! Hey, so I really admire this confident thing you have going. And it’s amazing to have belief in yourself. But, I have caught you 4 times so far already! Oh yeah? Then why am I standing here, exactly 500m away from you? Because all 4 times […]
…and that was just the first step. Now that I have captured you, Steve, nothing will stop me from taking over the world. All the governments will bow before me, Dr Lawyer! And now, it is time to prove my might once and for all by destroying the moon! hahahahah HAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAAAAAA! … … Miss […]
*Ding* “I’m not ready for this”, Steve lamented to no-one in particular as his microwave dinged in a judgemental tone. It was Steve’s fifth Pizza this week, and it was getting increasingly difficult to look the delivery guy in the eye. What annoyed him more was Uber Eats kept assigning him the same delivery guy […]
Hi, it’s me. Gurbaksh. You probably know me by one of my many other names. Guru. GSK. GB(yuck). On this very special blog post, I would like to take a moment to share what is going on recently, how we are handling it here at the blog, and the way forward. As many of you […]
A group of crows is called a murder. Why? I assume the word murder was already taken for “the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another” So the dude (or dudette… word creators can be women too, sexist reader. #HighRoaded) who saw a group of crows either had never heard of killing people […]
once you get to know him! But he has been going out of his way to not let anyone know him for the last 56 years. He has had moments where it almost got away. A private detective in the 1980s came pretty close to knowing him during a murder investigation. Fortunately, Bob knew the […]
I have successfully resorted to a meme to fulfil my self-obligation of making a daily post, with minimal effort. Yes, I am a little ashamed. Don’t look me in the eye. I said don’t!
That makes NO sense…at all! And you know it. Of course, it makes sense! It means it is okay to break rules beca — But that’s not what you said though. You said they are meant to be broken. In the sense that they are designed with the objective of them being broken. No rule-setter […]
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