Mr… Stevil? That’sss me. …Yes, hi. I am Bruno…from the architecture firm, “Glass Ceilings and Such”. I heard you had some issues with my colleague, Martin? That isss correct. He refusssed to follow my ordersss. …Oh, well, I am sorry to hear that. Customer Satisfaction is our number 1 motto. Let’s fix things, and we […]
In the age of heroes, there is a prophecy that one will come, who will cleanse the world of evil. The keepers of this prophecy are called the Sandglassers. Reclusive by nature, they keep to the desert, atop a palm tree by the 4th Oasis from the east. They do not appreciate the narrator giving […]
*clears throat* Hi everyone, I’m Dave, I go by The Hacker. As some of you might know, I am this week’s speaker at the Villain Planning Summit. First off, I would like to extend a warm welcome to our new members, Cushion Demon and Moth Queen. Also, this time I would request Lava Arms to […]
Give it up Steve, you will never catch me! Hey, so I really admire this confident thing you have going. And it’s amazing to have belief in yourself. But, I have caught you 4 times so far already! Oh yeah? Then why am I standing here, exactly 500m away from you? Because all 4 times […]
…and that was just the first step. Now that I have captured you, Steve, nothing will stop me from taking over the world. All the governments will bow before me, Dr Lawyer! And now, it is time to prove my might once and for all by destroying the moon! hahahahah HAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAAAAAA! … … Miss […]
Wait wait wait, I’m confused. You are saying when you nod, it means we give your “guests” what they want. Yes, as I said, if a guest asks for something deep and meaningful, and I give it some thought, and then nod at you, you bring it for them. For example, if Mr Stern begs […]
“You cannot get away with the soft toy tiger Dr Evil! I will stop you. I know how you plan to use the tiger to trigger a collapse of the global economies resulting in pandemonium!What’s that? You’ll throw the tiger at me? That won’t stop me!What’s that? You’re not trying to stop me, just distract […]
This is how it ends. This is how it always ends. With a fight till death between the two of us What?! That does not even make sense. If it has ended once before with a death-battle, then there are no rematches! Not our endings. I meant this is how all great rivalries end. Ah, […]
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