This is how it ends. This is how it always ends. With a fight till death between the two of us
What?! That does not even make sense. If it has ended once before with a death-battle, then there are no rematches!
Not our endings. I meant this is how all great rivalries end.
Ah, you were not very clear there!
Apologies!
No worries at all mate!
I am not your mate. I am the end of you. I have prepared for this my entire life. You cannot defeat me.
Really man? Really? All your life you’ve been preparing to kill me? Way to not give me power over you!
For Fuck’s Sake! It’s called dramatic flair. I’m telling you that you’re my nemesis. We are nothing without each other.
I should tell you I’m romantically involved with someone. Your fascination with me is touching, but it’s borderline obsessive, and I’ll be honest, I’m not too comfortable with that.
Enough talk. Let’s fight!
Sure. What are we fighting over though?
What?
WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING OVER THOUGH?
I heard you! I meant what do you mean what are we fighting over?!
Well, what are the stakes? Are there any stakes? Ooh, steaks? skates? skittles? kitte —
— What! No! None of that! We’ve been fighting for 30 years because you are my nemesis, and tonight is just the night you die!
Okay, first off, I’m going to have to ask you to back off from my space now. It’s getting too familiar. Second, every year you come and attack me! I’ve never known why, but I just assumed I was on a prank show, and I’ll be famous soon. Wait, is this part of the prank show too? What channel is it on? Is it one of those youtube channels? How many subsc —
— Stop your mind games! I know you’ve been preparing for this as much as I have.
I genuinely have not. Also, next time you interrupt me, I won’t ta —
— When did I ever interrupt you! Can we just fight alre —
*Abrupt Kill*
Damn, I forgot to ask his name! Where do I find his prank show now! Eh, if it’s viral enough, it’ll come back to me.
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