Improv Writing (I coined it. It has the same number of syllables, and is more complicated to read. See what I did there? That’s explaineedlessly)
At last! Fucking finally. All caught up. When you say “all caught up”, surely you mean superlatively right? You cannot literally be all caught up? No no, all caught up. literally. Caught up on work, on sleep, on exercises, on personal connections. Everything. What about cleaning the house? Did you clean the house? Of course […]
He reached for his phone to check the time. 6 minutes later, he realised he was on Instagram. He put away his phone. After a brief pause, he reached for his phone to check the time. It was 9:03 PM. Ashton had a pen to his temple. He stared agonisingly at a draft of his […]
You mean you’re tired. No, I mean I’m exhausted. So like very tired? Tired enough to not deal with your bullshit today. Oh really? Then how come we are having this conversation? You CHOSE this conversation. Not me, you. Tired enough to not make rational choices, okay? Just, let me have this one. Okay. What […]
It’s called a mental block. It happens now and then. Just the inability to think new thoughts. It’s the same thought over and over, and more often than not, the thought is “it’s called a mental block. It happens now and then. Just the inability to think new thoughts. It’s the same thought over and […]
Author’s note: This post was written just before watching the last episode of Loki. But was in the Loki/Rick and Morty/Doctor Who mindset beforehand as you’ll recognise soon. Just excited that this is my life now #17.23.21a: And then I had to decide between Burger King and a meal from Albert Heijn, and I chose […]
Holy fuck! Why would you tell me that? Well, you said last week I could tell you anything! I meant more what your deep dark fears are! How does telling me “Peacocks often eat their own puke to not seem inappropriate” help you. Or me! I don’t know man, I am sensing a lot of […]
Dr Strange: Testing testing…. Is this thing on? Black Panther: I am definitely going crazy Okoye. I was fighting Thanos, then started going to dust, then I wake up, you tell me it’s been 5 years, and now I here this guy’s voice in my head! Okoye: No, I heard him too! Dr Strange: Okay, […]
Mr… Stevil? That’sss me. …Yes, hi. I am Bruno…from the architecture firm, “Glass Ceilings and Such”. I heard you had some issues with my colleague, Martin? That isss correct. He refusssed to follow my ordersss. …Oh, well, I am sorry to hear that. Customer Satisfaction is our number 1 motto. Let’s fix things, and we […]
In the age of heroes, there is a prophecy that one will come, who will cleanse the world of evil. The keepers of this prophecy are called the Sandglassers. Reclusive by nature, they keep to the desert, atop a palm tree by the 4th Oasis from the east. They do not appreciate the narrator giving […]
Tape starts recording Can you state your name for the record? Yes, of course! My name is Gillian, but all my friends call me Gilly. Also, just a side note before we start, I did not know you guys are still doing tapes. It has a cassette in there? Damn! Impressive shiz. Erm, yeah. I […]
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