He reached for his phone to check the time. 6 minutes later, he realised he was on Instagram. He put away his phone. After a brief pause, he reached for his phone to check the time. It was 9:03 PM. Ashton had a pen to his temple. He stared agonisingly at a draft of his […]
Mr… Stevil? That’sss me. …Yes, hi. I am Bruno…from the architecture firm, “Glass Ceilings and Such”. I heard you had some issues with my colleague, Martin? That isss correct. He refusssed to follow my ordersss. …Oh, well, I am sorry to hear that. Customer Satisfaction is our number 1 motto. Let’s fix things, and we […]
In the age of heroes, there is a prophecy that one will come, who will cleanse the world of evil. The keepers of this prophecy are called the Sandglassers. Reclusive by nature, they keep to the desert, atop a palm tree by the 4th Oasis from the east. They do not appreciate the narrator giving […]
Do you have hair? Or do people you love have hair? Or do you wish you loved someone who had hair? If the answer to any of the questions above was yes, then boy do we have the product for you? Wetness in hair is a common problem experienced by men and women of all […]
Alright, it’s time to attain some motherfucking inner peace. This amazeballs meditation session shall guide you, not only through your morning grumpiness but through the fuckall day you are bound to have. Okay, first off, close your eyes. There, you already feel better, because you are perpetually sleep-deprived. But feel free to attribute it to […]
Yes, John, you can get that Porsche you’ve always wanted, but it comes at a cost. Yeah, €137,200. I am aware. No, the cost I speak of is not monetary Oh, you mean I have to live with the guilt of not using this money to save my leg with that surgery which would cost […]
What? I said rook to knight 7. Check. I don’t know what that means. It means I have you cornered. Queen to bishop 4. What the fuck are you even talking about? We are not playing chess. I am here to talk about Kristen. She and I are a thing, and you are being creepy […]
Hi, I’m here to do my share of writing history. Excuse me? Yes, my friend was telling me how history is written by the winners, and I like to believe I am a winner. When can I get started? Sir, this is a library. Yes, the home of the books. I want to contribute to […]
Caleb walked through what felt like the 100th puddle. He had stopped avoiding them. If he was going to die of leptospirosis, so be it. He had lived a street rat’s life, he shall die a street rat’s death. He drudged through puddle after puddle; let his tears be covered by the rain. The moment […]
…and on the 15th day of the longest month, he will have popcorn stuck in his teeth. And it will be annoying. … Like a lot! … … Is that it? Well, it gets into details of which tooth it gets stuck in, but I doubt knowing that it is one of the pre-molars really […]
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