Okay, I believe you. Not looking at explosions will make me cool. But frankly, I am not around explosions very frequently. I have been around 0 so far, and I am 32.And realistically, if I am around one, I would not care about looking cool THEN. If there are video cameras around, and I look […]
Hi, I’m here to do my share of writing history. Excuse me? Yes, my friend was telling me how history is written by the winners, and I like to believe I am a winner. When can I get started? Sir, this is a library. Yes, the home of the books. I want to contribute to […]
…and on the 15th day of the longest month, he will have popcorn stuck in his teeth. And it will be annoying. … Like a lot! … … Is that it? Well, it gets into details of which tooth it gets stuck in, but I doubt knowing that it is one of the pre-molars really […]
Hello, I’m Donny Jr’s father… Yes, my name is Kyle… Yes, Kyle Jr. would have been the logical choice… No, I just wanted to say to people who assume that “it makes an ass out of u and me”… No, it got boring like 2 months into him being named… No, he’s going to live […]
Wait wait wait, I’m confused. You are saying when you nod, it means we give your “guests” what they want. Yes, as I said, if a guest asks for something deep and meaningful, and I give it some thought, and then nod at you, you bring it for them. For example, if Mr Stern begs […]
“You cannot get away with the soft toy tiger Dr Evil! I will stop you. I know how you plan to use the tiger to trigger a collapse of the global economies resulting in pandemonium!What’s that? You’ll throw the tiger at me? That won’t stop me!What’s that? You’re not trying to stop me, just distract […]
Let me get this straight. You are an all-powerful genie, but when I asked you to give me 10 billion dollars, you gave me 10 billion Zimbabwean dollars, which are basically worthless. THAT IS CORRECT First off, what the fuck. We are in the United States. So US Dollar was implied. Any currency on earth […]
This is how it ends. This is how it always ends. With a fight till death between the two of us What?! That does not even make sense. If it has ended once before with a death-battle, then there are no rematches! Not our endings. I meant this is how all great rivalries end. Ah, […]
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