...and other fancy phrases to make me sound smart
*Ding* “I’m not ready for this”, Steve lamented to no-one in particular as his microwave dinged in a judgemental tone. It was Steve’s fifth Pizza this week, and it was getting increasingly difficult to look the delivery guy in the eye. What annoyed him more was Uber Eats kept assigning him the same delivery guy […]
Hi, it’s me. Gurbaksh. You probably know me by one of my many other names. Guru. GSK. GB(yuck). On this very special blog post, I would like to take a moment to share what is going on recently, how we are handling it here at the blog, and the way forward. As many of you […]
A group of crows is called a murder. Why? I assume the word murder was already taken for “the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another” So the dude (or dudette… word creators can be women too, sexist reader. #HighRoaded) who saw a group of crows either had never heard of killing people […]
once you get to know him! But he has been going out of his way to not let anyone know him for the last 56 years. He has had moments where it almost got away. A private detective in the 1980s came pretty close to knowing him during a murder investigation. Fortunately, Bob knew the […]
I have successfully resorted to a meme to fulfil my self-obligation of making a daily post, with minimal effort. Yes, I am a little ashamed. Don’t look me in the eye. I said don’t!
That makes NO sense…at all! And you know it. Of course, it makes sense! It means it is okay to break rules beca — But that’s not what you said though. You said they are meant to be broken. In the sense that they are designed with the objective of them being broken. No rule-setter […]
Okay, I believe you. Not looking at explosions will make me cool. But frankly, I am not around explosions very frequently. I have been around 0 so far, and I am 32.And realistically, if I am around one, I would not care about looking cool THEN. If there are video cameras around, and I look […]
Alright, it’s time to attain some motherfucking inner peace. This amazeballs meditation session shall guide you, not only through your morning grumpiness but through the fuckall day you are bound to have. Okay, first off, close your eyes. There, you already feel better, because you are perpetually sleep-deprived. But feel free to attribute it to […]
Okay, let’s try this again Greg. Let’s just sink in the sand, and relax. Those 6 people a few meters away must be thinking you are really cool to be here doing a solo trip. They must be envying you at this moment. Good job. Hmm, what if they think you are a loser who […]
It’s what Mr H taught me. So here I am, writing what I know. But what do I know? I know a lot of things. I know that the last metro from Amsterdam Centraal leaves at 12:28 AM. But to be honest, I believe a lot of people know that. Also, Google has rendered me […]
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