once you get to know him! But he has been going out of his way to not let anyone know him for the last 56 years. He has had moments where it almost got away. A private detective in the 1980s came pretty close to knowing him during a murder investigation. Fortunately, Bob knew the […]
I have successfully resorted to a meme to fulfil my self-obligation of making a daily post, with minimal effort. Yes, I am a little ashamed. Don’t look me in the eye. I said don’t!
That makes NO sense…at all! And you know it. Of course, it makes sense! It means it is okay to break rules beca — But that’s not what you said though. You said they are meant to be broken. In the sense that they are designed with the objective of them being broken. No rule-setter […]
Okay, I believe you. Not looking at explosions will make me cool. But frankly, I am not around explosions very frequently. I have been around 0 so far, and I am 32.And realistically, if I am around one, I would not care about looking cool THEN. If there are video cameras around, and I look […]
Alright, it’s time to attain some motherfucking inner peace. This amazeballs meditation session shall guide you, not only through your morning grumpiness but through the fuckall day you are bound to have. Okay, first off, close your eyes. There, you already feel better, because you are perpetually sleep-deprived. But feel free to attribute it to […]
Okay, let’s try this again Greg. Let’s just sink in the sand, and relax. Those 6 people a few meters away must be thinking you are really cool to be here doing a solo trip. They must be envying you at this moment. Good job. Hmm, what if they think you are a loser who […]
It’s what Mr H taught me. So here I am, writing what I know. But what do I know? I know a lot of things. I know that the last metro from Amsterdam Centraal leaves at 12:28 AM. But to be honest, I believe a lot of people know that. Also, Google has rendered me […]
Yes, John, you can get that Porsche you’ve always wanted, but it comes at a cost. Yeah, €137,200. I am aware. No, the cost I speak of is not monetary Oh, you mean I have to live with the guilt of not using this money to save my leg with that surgery which would cost […]
What? I said rook to knight 7. Check. I don’t know what that means. It means I have you cornered. Queen to bishop 4. What the fuck are you even talking about? We are not playing chess. I am here to talk about Kristen. She and I are a thing, and you are being creepy […]
Hi, I’m here to do my share of writing history. Excuse me? Yes, my friend was telling me how history is written by the winners, and I like to believe I am a winner. When can I get started? Sir, this is a library. Yes, the home of the books. I want to contribute to […]
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