Dress Rehearsal

Wait wait wait, I’m confused. You are saying when you nod, it means we give your “guests” what they want. Yes, as I said, if a guest asks for something deep and meaningful, and I give it some thought, and then nod at you, you bring it for them. For example, if Mr Stern begs […]

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*Record Scratch*…

“You cannot get away with the soft toy tiger Dr Evil! I will stop you. I know how you plan to use the tiger to trigger a collapse of the global economies resulting in pandemonium!What’s that? You’ll throw the tiger at me? That won’t stop me!What’s that? You’re not trying to stop me, just distract […]

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3 wishes

Let me get this straight. You are an all-powerful genie, but when I asked you to give me 10 billion dollars, you gave me 10 billion Zimbabwean dollars, which are basically worthless. THAT IS CORRECT First off, what the fuck. We are in the United States. So US Dollar was implied. Any currency on earth […]

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It ends tonight!

This is how it ends. This is how it always ends. With a fight till death between the two of us What?! That does not even make sense. If it has ended once before with a death-battle, then there are no rematches! Not our endings. I meant this is how all great rivalries end. Ah, […]

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