...and other fancy phrases to make me sound smart
Roses are red. Viole — Actually, roses can be yellow or white, and I would like it if you did not stereotype roses this way. Can we have one conversation where you do not make it about race? Just this once? Fine, go on. I don’t approve of the premise, but let’s see what you […]
…and the thing I hate the most about you is how you are so disrespectful towards superheroes. Superman died for your s — — Know what? Talk to the hand ✋ Okay. Hi hand, your owner is being weird about this, but I do not appreciate her being disrespectful towards superhero — — My hand cannot […]
Hmmm. I need to stop with these late-night comic reading. I have to be up in 6 hours, and this is not healthy. Slept only 5 hours last night! I’m not as young as I used to be! Okay, tomorrow I fix this. I’ll sleep at 9… z … No wait, tomorrow is Friday. I […]
“You cannot get away with the soft toy tiger Dr Evil! I will stop you. I know how you plan to use the tiger to trigger a collapse of the global economies resulting in pandemonium!What’s that? You’ll throw the tiger at me? That won’t stop me!What’s that? You’re not trying to stop me, just distract […]
You are amazing for reading, rhymes are difficult…ue. Want to know something amazing? Nothing rhymes with orange. That’s strange. Wait, strange rhymes with orange. Are you trying to pull one on me? No, wait. my teacher said nothing rhymes with orange. I guess the definition of rhyme is both same number of syllables and all […]
Let me get this straight. You are an all-powerful genie, but when I asked you to give me 10 billion dollars, you gave me 10 billion Zimbabwean dollars, which are basically worthless. THAT IS CORRECT First off, what the fuck. We are in the United States. So US Dollar was implied. Any currency on earth […]
This is how it ends. This is how it always ends. With a fight till death between the two of us What?! That does not even make sense. If it has ended once before with a death-battle, then there are no rematches! Not our endings. I meant this is how all great rivalries end. Ah, […]
This is story. This story makes no sense. It is obligatory story coz I’m disciplined AF It’s meta. I usually love meta. But right now, I have no energy. Meta here is not meta-search marketing. Meta is also not metallurgical sciences. Meta is meta. Tautology is tautology. So sleepy. This is end. Bye. Take hug […]
Living room in the afternoon. Jessica sits in her chair, reading her book. Andy storms in from stage right. ANDY: I’m sick and tired of you underestimating me. It stops tonight! (Jessica looks up from her book, sighs, and returns to her book) ANDY: Did you hear me? No more underestimating me! JESSICA: What are […]
“Humaari filmon ki tarah, humaari zindagi mein bhi, end tak sab kuchh theek ho jaata hai…Happies Endings…Aur agar theek na ho, to wo The End nahi. Picture abhi baaki hai, mere dost…Picture abhi baaki hai!”– Om Shanti Om “Like our movies, even in our lives, everything gets resolved by the end…Happies Endings… And if it’s […]
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