You are amazing for reading, rhymes are difficult…ue. Want to know something amazing? Nothing rhymes with orange. That’s strange. Wait, strange rhymes with orange. Are you trying to pull one on me? No, wait. my teacher said nothing rhymes with orange. I guess the definition of rhyme is both same number of syllables and all […]
Let me get this straight. You are an all-powerful genie, but when I asked you to give me 10 billion dollars, you gave me 10 billion Zimbabwean dollars, which are basically worthless. THAT IS CORRECT First off, what the fuck. We are in the United States. So US Dollar was implied. Any currency on earth […]
This is how it ends. This is how it always ends. With a fight till death between the two of us What?! That does not even make sense. If it has ended once before with a death-battle, then there are no rematches! Not our endings. I meant this is how all great rivalries end. Ah, […]
This is story. This story makes no sense. It is obligatory story coz I’m disciplined AF It’s meta. I usually love meta. But right now, I have no energy. Meta here is not meta-search marketing. Meta is also not metallurgical sciences. Meta is meta. Tautology is tautology. So sleepy. This is end. Bye. Take hug […]
Living room in the afternoon. Jessica sits in her chair, reading her book. Andy storms in from stage right. ANDY: I’m sick and tired of you underestimating me. It stops tonight! (Jessica looks up from her book, sighs, and returns to her book) ANDY: Did you hear me? No more underestimating me! JESSICA: What are […]
“Humaari filmon ki tarah, humaari zindagi mein bhi, end tak sab kuchh theek ho jaata hai…Happies Endings…Aur agar theek na ho, to wo The End nahi. Picture abhi baaki hai, mere dost…Picture abhi baaki hai!”– Om Shanti Om “Like our movies, even in our lives, everything gets resolved by the end…Happies Endings… And if it’s […]
It was his last day at work. After 36 years at the Academy, Tom was retiring. Some said it was long overdue. If given the choice, most people would pick the “pre-pre-retirement age” or the “pre-retirement age” at the latest. If not given the choice, they would suck it up and retire at the not-so-creatively […]
Jofra walks into the Brussels central station. He looked on desperately as the 21:52 Thalys to Amsterdam turns from “On Time” to “Departed” on the display. “Huh, that’s weird. They changed the display to be more like an airport. Did not notice that last time. Must be for dramatic effect for situations like this.” <Insert […]
Yes, lame, unoriginal start. Not the first start. 18th this decade I believe. I have started and stopped writing more times than I can count (exaggeration. I can count up to as high as 300. Even higher on a good day!)All these interruptions are because I have plenty of chaotic thoughts and I do not […]
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