He reached for his phone to check the time. 6 minutes later, he realised he was on Instagram. He put away his phone. After a brief pause, he reached for his phone to check the time. It was 9:03 PM. Ashton had a pen to his temple. He stared agonisingly at a draft of his […]
You mean you’re tired. No, I mean I’m exhausted. So like very tired? Tired enough to not deal with your bullshit today. Oh really? Then how come we are having this conversation? You CHOSE this conversation. Not me, you. Tired enough to not make rational choices, okay? Just, let me have this one. Okay. What […]
It’s called a mental block. It happens now and then. Just the inability to think new thoughts. It’s the same thought over and over, and more often than not, the thought is “it’s called a mental block. It happens now and then. Just the inability to think new thoughts. It’s the same thought over and […]
Holy fuck! Why would you tell me that? Well, you said last week I could tell you anything! I meant more what your deep dark fears are! How does telling me “Peacocks often eat their own puke to not seem inappropriate” help you. Or me! I don’t know man, I am sensing a lot of […]
I have successfully resorted to a meme to fulfil my self-obligation of making a daily post, with minimal effort. Yes, I am a little ashamed. Don’t look me in the eye. I said don’t!
*Clink* We are gathered here today to celebrate the joyous occasion of us wanting to drink Champagne. There is also the thing happening with our stocks being valued at some trillions of $, but let’s be honest, we are all here for the Champagne. This moment could not have been possible without any of you. […]
I have a pain in the neck. Literally. Pain. Inside my neck. You could call it sore throat. Semantics. It makes me thirsty. But water hurts. Like I am Charmander or something. It hurts so bad. Milk tea helped, but I have no way of recreating more of it as I am out of milk. […]
…and the thing I hate the most about you is how you are so disrespectful towards superheroes. Superman died for your s — — Know what? Talk to the hand ✋ Okay. Hi hand, your owner is being weird about this, but I do not appreciate her being disrespectful towards superhero — — My hand cannot […]
You are amazing for reading, rhymes are difficult…ue. Want to know something amazing? Nothing rhymes with orange. That’s strange. Wait, strange rhymes with orange. Are you trying to pull one on me? No, wait. my teacher said nothing rhymes with orange. I guess the definition of rhyme is both same number of syllables and all […]
This is story. This story makes no sense. It is obligatory story coz I’m disciplined AF It’s meta. I usually love meta. But right now, I have no energy. Meta here is not meta-search marketing. Meta is also not metallurgical sciences. Meta is meta. Tautology is tautology. So sleepy. This is end. Bye. Take hug […]
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