…and on the 15th day of the longest month, he will have popcorn stuck in his teeth. And it will be annoying.

Like a lot!

Is that it?

Well, it gets into details of which tooth it gets stuck in, but I doubt knowing that it is one of the pre-molars really helps you.

That’s not the part I feel insufficient. I was promised a prophecy.

Yes, and I told you what the ball told me. The ball does not lie.

Well, your ball here told my sister that she’s going to be ranked 9th in her batch from Wharton when she’s 27 and will get her degree from Shia Labeouf who will be wearing a yellow blazer and have sideburns. Our parents will be in the 3rd row, and camera technology will be good enough for them to see inside Labeaof’s human disguise.

Yes, the girl has a lovely 15 years ahead of her.

Yet the ball just tells me I will have popcorn stuck in my tooth in October.

Ah yes, with daylight savings, I suppose October is the longest month. Quite perceptive of you.

Thanks, but I don’t need your compliments. I need my money’s worth of prophesising… prophecessing… prophesying?. whichever.

Erm, It will be caramel popcorn?

Answer real questions! Does my business take off? Do I buy my own car? When do I die?

After October 15th. I’m unsure what year though.

I want my money back.

Here, I can give you the 5€ for the popcorn, and I keep the remaining 195€ for the prophesesting… prophetionalizing…propheting? Sounds fair?

Fine. Just give me my €5