Yes, John, you can get that Porsche you’ve always wanted, but it comes at a cost.
Yeah, €137,200. I am aware.
No, the cost I speak of is not monetary
Oh, you mean I have to live with the guilt of not using this money to save my leg with that surgery which would cost €137,100?
No, that is no — … Holy fuck, why didn’t you save your leg!
Oh, that’s not an issue, the car comes with automatic gears, so I don’t need that foot for the clutch. Plus, the accurate 6-speed gearbox is equipped with a 2-mass flywheel and transfers the high power of the engine directly to the road.
That makes no sense!
None of this does Davide! They have mixed the comfort of the Alcantara® mixed with leather, who even needs a leg!
Are…Are we in an advertisement for Porsche right now?
Advertisement? No Davide, with 0–100 in 4.5s, the Porsche 718 GTS 4.0 model sells itself!
Well, I was going to tell you that the additional cost is selling your soul, but seemingly you’ve already done that!
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Yes, you disgust me.
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What’s disgusting is that they threw in BOSE® Surround Sound System! It’s like other cars don’t even stand a chance!
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