Talk to the hand

…and the thing I hate the most about you is how you are so disrespectful towards superheroes. Superman died for your s —

— Know what? Talk to the hand ✋

Okay. Hi hand, your owner is being weird about this, but I do not appreciate her being disrespectful towards superhero —

— My hand cannot hear you!

Oh, sign language? I’m not good at that. I’m sorry. Could I tell you and then you sign it for your hand? Can your hand see what it signs itself? This is all so fascinating!

It’s called an idiom. They are not meant to be taken literally! English is a beautiful language! It has more beauty than a rainbow. It has more structure than a bridge. It has more figures of speech than um…

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Well, something with a lot of figures of speech. Wow. I felt so confident going into that sentence.

Yeah, it was super weird.

Sorry about that. I sometimes get nervous when trying to articulate how accessible English is. The irony of that is not lost on me.

I understand man. Is that why you want people to talk to your hand?

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Yes