You are amazing for reading, rhymes are difficult…ue.
Want to know something amazing? Nothing rhymes with orange.
That’s strange. Wait, strange rhymes with orange. Are you trying to pull one on me?
No, wait. my teacher said nothing rhymes with orange. I guess the definition of rhyme is both same number of syllables and all of them should be similar sounding?
So you mean like lozenge?
Well, sorta, but lozenge is the name of a pill. It’s not an English word.
Okay, how about glow range? like a range that glows!
That’s 2 words.
Are you just being stubborn now? Why would you ever need a rhyme? To make something sound like another word to end a poem? Robert frost rhymed “both” with “undergrowth”!
Will you need a rhyme for a rap? Eminem rhymed 30 with flirting. thirty, with flirting! He rhymed “try it again” with “die at the end”!
They have nothing in common other than having 4 syllables, but it made sense! If I’m ever writing a rap which has orange, I’m going to rhyme it with strange, and lozenge, and glow range, and you know what? even with a pineapple, just coz you’re messing with me!
Hey, don’t take it personally man. I’m just sharing this trivia I knew. Why are you haranguing the messenger!
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…God damn it, harangue sounds a bit like orange, and you are thinking about that now, aren’t you?
I’m not…not thinking about it.
Ugh, fine. Let’s get internet famous with a rap. Clear up the rest of the day. I’ll take notes, and start giving words “close enough”.
Syringe..fringe…storage…age…binge…gun range…orange…no wait, that one might not count. Actually, keep it. I’ve heard recent songs. People are not very creative. What else? sponge…dunge-on…fridge…edge…lozenge…
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