What?
I said rook to knight 7. Check.
I don’t know what that means.
It means I have you cornered. Queen to bishop 4.
What the fuck are you even talking about? We are not playing chess. I am here to talk about Kristen. She and I are a thing, and you are being creepy by sending her those flo —
King to pawn 23, check.
… Dude, I don’t play chess, but that one sounds wrong even to me.
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Fine, I read Kristen likes all these Detective thingies, so I watched Sherlock Holmes. Twice. And at the end, Moriarty and Holmes say all these cool chess moves to tell their opponents they are smart. So I applied for chess classes, but they had a wait time of 2 months, and I was biding my time, and sending her all these clues with flowers. It was going to be so amazing in 48 weeks when I would tell her it was me. It was very annoying that you asked her out though. So can I please just have this? Just this one thing?
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King to queen 1, avoided check.
Thanks man. You are pretty cool. Pawn to rook 94, castled.
It’s cool man, at least you get to learn chess by the end of this. Bishop to Bishop 6, surrounded.
Yeah… yeah… Hey, you think I can get some of those flowers back? Maybe if I return them, I can get some of my money back. King to king 69. Checkmate.
I’ll check with her. Good game man.
Good game.
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