Cheers

*Clink*

We are gathered here today to celebrate the joyous occasion of us wanting to drink Champagne. There is also the thing happening with our stocks being valued at some trillions of $, but let’s be honest, we are all here for the Champagne.

This moment could not have been possible without any of you. Okay, I exaggerate. Some of you were very expendable. I mean I don’t want to point names and take fingers, but Robert for instance. He’s been really useless. Would have been totally possible without him as well. More so maybe. But I digress.

I’ll keep this short, coz that cake there looks really tasty. But I would like to thank … Actually, nevermind. Cake time. Have fun. Except for Robert. You suck man.