Empty

So there I was, around my fellow pots. Sure we were right by the road, but we were also inside the city. And people like pots in cities. And people like pots in their houses where they might be headed via those roads. “Any day now” was the prevailing emotion for most of us. Some […]

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The case of the missing laugh-track

So, Jeff… tell me, what bothers you this evening? Percy, to be honest, I feel like something is missing. I can’t think of a single thing to say that would be funny. And it’s important to you to be funny? Well, duhdoy. It is virtually my identity. I am the funny guy. If not for […]

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(Yet) An(other) ode to Superman

I just watched Superman returns. Yet again, I was reminded why I love Superman so much. I thought…hmm, I wish I could share my love of Superman with someone. And then I remembered: “Hey, I have a website. It’s got my name on the domain and everything. I can totally share it there!” This is […]

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Sponsored Content 01: Hairdryer

Do you have hair? Or do people you love have hair? Or do you wish you loved someone who had hair? If the answer to any of the questions above was yes, then boy do we have the product for you? Wetness in hair is a common problem experienced by men and women of all […]

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School curriculum

Hello, I’m Donny Jr’s father… Yes, my name is Kyle… Yes, Kyle Jr. would have been the logical choice… No, I just wanted to say to people who assume that “it makes an ass out of u and me”… No, it got boring like 2 months into him being named… No, he’s going to live […]

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