…and the thing I hate the most about you is how you are so disrespectful towards superheroes. Superman died for your s — — Know what? Talk to the hand ✋ Okay. Hi hand, your owner is being weird about this, but I do not appreciate her being disrespectful towards superhero — — My hand cannot […]
“You cannot get away with the soft toy tiger Dr Evil! I will stop you. I know how you plan to use the tiger to trigger a collapse of the global economies resulting in pandemonium!What’s that? You’ll throw the tiger at me? That won’t stop me!What’s that? You’re not trying to stop me, just distract […]
Jofra walks into the Brussels central station. He looked on desperately as the 21:52 Thalys to Amsterdam turns from “On Time” to “Departed” on the display. “Huh, that’s weird. They changed the display to be more like an airport. Did not notice that last time. Must be for dramatic effect for situations like this.” <Insert […]
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