...and other fancy phrases to make me sound smart
New pitch: A blog. FAQs Isn’t this already a blog?Yes, I am aware this already is a blog, but I mean more a blog like blogs were in the early internet. Like Dan Harmon’s MySpace. Or that blog Goten “maintained”. Or the Epsilon Thinker’s thoughts. Why? Because really artists are honest and vulnerable, and I […]
So there I was, around my fellow pots. Sure we were right by the road, but we were also inside the city. And people like pots in cities. And people like pots in their houses where they might be headed via those roads. “Any day now” was the prevailing emotion for most of us. Some […]
At last! Fucking finally. All caught up. When you say “all caught up”, surely you mean superlatively right? You cannot literally be all caught up? No no, all caught up. literally. Caught up on work, on sleep, on exercises, on personal connections. Everything. What about cleaning the house? Did you clean the house? Of course […]
You know what the absolute best thing about having a bad memory is? Every idea seems like the best idea you have ever had. Sometimes it’s an idea you’ve already had. Sometimes, it’s not even an original idea, but an idea you heard 4 days back and then forgot. Anyway, I have just begun phase […]
He reached for his phone to check the time. 6 minutes later, he realised he was on Instagram. He put away his phone. After a brief pause, he reached for his phone to check the time. It was 9:03 PM. Ashton had a pen to his temple. He stared agonisingly at a draft of his […]
You mean you’re tired. No, I mean I’m exhausted. So like very tired? Tired enough to not deal with your bullshit today. Oh really? Then how come we are having this conversation? You CHOSE this conversation. Not me, you. Tired enough to not make rational choices, okay? Just, let me have this one. Okay. What […]
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It’s called a mental block. It happens now and then. Just the inability to think new thoughts. It’s the same thought over and over, and more often than not, the thought is “it’s called a mental block. It happens now and then. Just the inability to think new thoughts. It’s the same thought over and […]
Author’s note: This post was written just before watching the last episode of Loki. But was in the Loki/Rick and Morty/Doctor Who mindset beforehand as you’ll recognise soon. Just excited that this is my life now #17.23.21a: And then I had to decide between Burger King and a meal from Albert Heijn, and I chose […]
Holy fuck! Why would you tell me that? Well, you said last week I could tell you anything! I meant more what your deep dark fears are! How does telling me “Peacocks often eat their own puke to not seem inappropriate” help you. Or me! I don’t know man, I am sensing a lot of […]
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