New pitch: A blog.
FAQs
Isn’t this already a blog?
Yes, I am aware this already is a blog, but I mean more a blog like blogs were in the early internet. Like Dan Harmon’s MySpace. Or that blog Goten “maintained”. Or the Epsilon Thinker’s thoughts.
Why?
Because really artists are honest and vulnerable, and I don’t have instagram for the world to validate my honesty and vulnerability to make me feel like a real artist.
Since when do I believe that?
Well, I just caught up on Kendrick and Drake’s beef, and then went down a Kendrick spiral, and he is so honest. He makes me want to be honest like I did when I caught up to QuinBoBin’s Youtube and went down a rabbithole. He is so honest. He made me want to be honest like I did when I caught up to Harmontown and went down a Dan Harmon binge. He is so honest. He made me want to be honest like…
Forever. The answer to your question is forever.
So why have previous attempts at honesty and vulnerability on the internet failed for me?
Well, vulnerability literally means weakness, and you cannot show weakness as a corporate employee. If my CEO reads this blog, and hears about my fetishes, you think he will respect me enough to analyse what provider to onboard next? No, he will just assume I am busy fetishising my fetishes.
Okay, so what makes things different this time?
It’s Saturday evening, and I skipped the party day of Impro Amsterdam, because I was feeling asocial. So clearly I am not making sound judgements right now. I guess…nothing. Nothing is different this time. I just would like to give it another try and fail. Not like the website had been touched in 2 years.
Have you considered therapy?
Yes, but £100 is €120.71 as of typing this. And I have not had a raise from work in like 2 years. Plus, inflation, and the economy. You know.
So are you going to be sharing this with people who know you?
Well, strangers don’t give a shit about me, so I guess eventually yes. To get the validation I seek.
Are you not afraid they will read about your deep dark secrets and judge you and leave you?
Ah, there you see. That’s why I am aware this won’t last. First fucked up thought I vomit on this space, like what I REALLY think politically, and boom, the system breaks down. It’s a fine balance between being loved for being honest, but not being judged for being too real. Have I perfected the craft? Fuck no. Will I fail? Most definitely. Will I still start? Well, we are here 449 words in, aren’t we. Am I answering FAQs within an FAQ? Well, Meta is my middle name. Gurbx Meta Khalsa. GMK.
Anything else?
Well, I’ll probably not be tagging and categorising properly, because I don’t want any hurdles between my honesty and the world.
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